army-of-fuzzbutts:

Considering all the nicknames I have for them, they would all have issues if they could understand lol

Acheron- Akribos, Fat Head, Fatty

Fury- Fuwwybutt

Mikhail- Mikkymoo, Micky Mouse

Tomio- Mister Chewy Butt, Mister Nommer, TomTom

God knows what I will come up with for the new lot. 

SERIOUSLY.

Mine are stupid as hell.

Abu - Boo-boo, Boobie, sometimes even just Boob. Then there’s princess Abubu. And everyone in my house replies Ababua!

Hiccup - Hickers, Hickey, Upchuck.

Baloo - Blooper.

Sirius - Sometimes I talk to Sirius as though he’s Siri. Like “Siri, remind me to call my Mother back.” He just blinks at me, because he isn’t a smartphone, and I tell him because I know he WON’T remind me to call my Mom back.

Will - Willy, Willi-um, Billius Weasley.

Sora - Sorabora, The Chosen One.

Godric - I always say it in Sookie’s yelling voice. That, or I start going ‘Fater, Bruter, Son.’

I used to call Yoshi - Yosher, Yosheroo, Yoshbutt.

and Roo - Ruby, Rhubarb, Rubix Cube.

All my rats are like.