Considering all the nicknames I have for them, they would all have issues if they could understand lol
Acheron- Akribos, Fat Head, Fatty
Fury- Fuwwybutt
Mikhail- Mikkymoo, Micky Mouse
Tomio- Mister Chewy Butt, Mister Nommer, TomTom
God knows what I will come up with for the new lot.
SERIOUSLY.
Mine are stupid as hell.
Abu - Boo-boo, Boobie, sometimes even just Boob. Then there’s princess Abubu. And everyone in my house replies Ababua!
Hiccup - Hickers, Hickey, Upchuck.
Baloo - Blooper.
Sirius - Sometimes I talk to Sirius as though he’s Siri. Like “Siri, remind me to call my Mother back.” He just blinks at me, because he isn’t a smartphone, and I tell him because I know he WON’T remind me to call my Mom back.
Will - Willy, Willi-um, Billius Weasley.
Sora - Sorabora, The Chosen One.
Godric - I always say it in Sookie’s yelling voice. That, or I start going ‘Fater, Bruter, Son.’
I used to call Yoshi - Yosher, Yosheroo, Yoshbutt.
and Roo - Ruby, Rhubarb, Rubix Cube.
All my rats are like.

I can’t help but associate her with my little Roo.
My broken heart.

